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“He fell from the top of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
You just have to love that imagery. It’s also darn near poetic. Makes you wonder just how high the tree actually is, how many branches it has and how hard he hit each one. Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump,…
It also conjures up a picture of how the guy looked as he walked away from tree. I can’t help but visualize this boob mindlessly sauntering away, whistling a tune, with a moronic look on his face, blissfully ignorant of his own idiocy.
Keep this line in mind the next time you hear something stupid. It’ll make you smile and help keep you from going crazy.